Best Horse Dildos
With 47 equine designs in the Dragon Dildo® EU collection, ranging from beginner-accessible to genuinely XL, the question isn't whether there's a horse dildo for you, it's which one. This guide picks the standout models by category with specs, prices, and honest buying advice.
Quick Comparison: Top Picks by Category
| Category | Our Pick | Insertable | Diameter | Price | Why We Like It |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Best for Beginners | Spectacular Bid | 17 cm | 5.2 cm | €45 | Narrowest in the range, classic equine head shape, accessible price |
| Best Mid-Size | Eclipse | 22 cm | 5.5 cm | €62 | Popular model, well-balanced proportions, available as standard or ejaculating |
| Best Ejaculating | Count Fleet Ejaculating | 24 cm | 5.4 cm | €85 | Proven shape in ejaculating build, realistic mane texture, strong finish |
| Best Ejaculating (Budget) | Shire Horse | 20.5 cm | 5.3 cm | €68 | Slim textured shaft for targeted stimulation, lower entry price |
| Best Inflatable | Tikbalang | 20.8 cm | 4.5 cm (before inflation) | €91 | Most accessible inflatable, start narrow, expand to preference |
| Best Large | Kentucky Derby | 28 cm | 6.9 cm | €108 | Wide, full-feeling shaft, built-in balls for external stimulation |
| Best XL | < strong>Mammoth | 30 cm | 8.8 cm | €160 | The widest horse dildo in the range, for experienced users only |
| Best Ribbed | Shergar | 23.5 cm | 5.5 cm | €51 | Textured ribbed shaft adds sensation during use, excellent value |
| Best Value | Black Caviar | 25 cm | 6.4 cm | €45 | Generous size for the price, realistic look, Neapolitan colourway |
| < span class="tag green">Best Long + Slim | Sampson Ejaculating | 27 cm | 3.5 cm | €85 | Impressive length without width, targets deep stimulation |
Best Beginner Horse Dildo: Spectacular Bid (€45)
Horse Dildo, Spectacular Bid
Insertable: 17 cm | Diameter: 5.2 cm | Total: 21.4 cm
Colourways: Neapolitan, Akhal Tekes
The narrowest and most accessible model in the standard range. The equine flared head is fully present but at a size that's manageable for anyone building up to the horse dildo aesthetic. Platinum silicone, no frills, a solid first purchase.
Also consider: A.P. Indy (19 cm insertable, 4.8 cm diameter) is slightly longer but narrower, good for people who prioritise length over girth in a beginner toy.
Shop Now, €45Best Mid-Size Horse Dildo: Eclipse (€62) or Paso Fino Real (€45)
Horse Dildo, Eclipse
Insertable: 22 cm | Diameter: 5.5 cm | Total: 25.5 cm
Colourways: Neapolitan, Akhal Tekes
The Eclipse is on e of the most consistently popular models in the horse range, a genuinely well-proportioned mid-size that hits the sweet spot between accessible and satisfying. It's also available as an ejaculating version (€85) for the same proven shape with added function. Described as delivering "fresh waves of delight" with "handy dimensions", exactly what a mid-size pick should do.
Shop Now, from €62If budget is a priority: the Paso Fino Real (20.5 cm insertable, 6.3 cm diameter, €45) is wider for the same pr ice as the Spectacular Bid. A strong value option for anyone who wants more girth at entry level.
Best Ejaculating Horse Dildo: Count Fleet Ejaculating (€85)
Horse Dildo, Count Fleet Ejaculating
Insertable: 24 cm | Diameter: 5.4 cm | Total: 26.8 cm
Col ourway: Neapolitan
The ejaculating Count Fleet has realistic mane detailing on the shaft and a strong, full shape that makes the ejaculating finish land with maximum effect. Fill the reservoir with water or cum-style lube, use the included pump, and the release on command is genuinely satisfying. At 24 cm insertable and 5.4 cm diameter it's accessible without being underwhelming.
Shop Now, €85Budget ejaculating pick: The Shire H orse Ejaculating (€68) has a slimmer 5.3 cm shaft that's specifically designed to hit erogenous zones, good if you prioritise targeted stimulation over width.
Best Large Horse Dildo: Kentucky Derby (€108)
Horse Dildo, Kentucky Derby
Insertable: 28 cm | Diameter: 6.9 cm | Total: 34 cm
Colourway: Buckskin
The Kentucky Derby is the most popular large-format horse dildo in the range. At 6.9 cm diameter and 28 cm insertable it's substantial, but the real differentiator is the built-in balls, they add external clitoral or perineum stimulation as you ride, which the smaller models don't offer. Available as standard (€108) or ejaculating (€120). A genuine crowd favourite.
Shop Now, from €108Best XL Horse Dildo: Mammoth (€160)
Horse Dildo, Mammoth
Insertable: 30 cm | Diameter: 8.8 cm | Total: 35.8 cm
Colourway: Buckskin
The Mammoth is the widest horse dildo in the range at 8.8 cm diameter, named after the record-breaking tallest and heaviest horse, it earns the comparison. The ribbed shaft adds texture throughout the length, and the flared tip sits at a width that requires serious preparation. Not a casual purchase, but for experienced users who've worked up to this size, the payoff is significant.
Shop Now, €160Best Inflatable Horse Dildo: Tikbalang (€91)
Tikbalang, Squirting Inflatable Horse Dildo
Insertable: 20.8 cm | Diameter: 4.5 cm before inflation | Total: 25.4 cm
Named after the Philippine mythological horse-creature, the Tikbalang is the more approachable of the two inflatable horse designs. The 4.5 cm diameter pre-inflation makes entry comfortable, and you inflate to your preferred girth during use, giving you control that static toys can't offer. The squirt function adds a finale. For more girth potential, step up to the Destrier (6.3 cm pre-inflation, €97).
Shop Now, €91Best Value Horse Dildo: Black Caviar (€45)
Horse Dildo, Black Caviar
Insertable: 25 cm | Diameter: 6.4 cm | Total: 28.5 cm
Colourways: Neapolitan, Akhal Tekes
At €45 for 25 cm insertable and 6.4 cm diameter, the Black Caviar punches well above its price point. Named after the unbeaten Australian racing mare, it delivers generous size with a realistic look. It's also available as an ejaculating + inflatable model (€108) for a completely different experience in the same trusted shape.
Shop Now, €45Full Size Guide: Which Size is Right for You?
| Experience Level | Recommended Insertable | Recommended Diameter | Models to Consider |
|---|---|---|---|
| New to horse dildos | 15-20 cm | 4.5-5.5 cm | Spectacular Bid, A.P. Indy, Tikbalang (inflatable) |
| Comfortable with mid-size | 20-24 cm | 5.5-6.5 cm | Eclipse, Phar Lap, Count Fleet, Holy Bull, Churchill |
| Experienced, want large | 24-28 cm | 6-7 cm | Black Caviar, Shergar, Native Dancer, Kentucky Derby |
| Advanced / XL | 28 cm+ | 7 cm+ | Mammoth, Bucephalus (Bigger), Bucephalus (Biggest) |
For a more detailed breakdown of all models by measurements, see our horse dildo size guide.